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"Gettin' Along"
Along
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Written by Darren Criss
Appearances A Very Potter Sequel, Act 1, Part 10
Participants Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Umbridge

Albus Dumbledore courts Dolores Umbridge, having mistaken her for a man.

Lyrics

DUMBLEDORE: I bet you're the one who gets all of the boys to buy you things.

UMBRIDGE:

I'm sure that you get all the girls to beg you for their wedding rings.

DUMBLEDORE:

I like your twisted humor!

UMBRIDGE:

I like your mystic rumors!

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

I'd say we can assume we're gonna get along!

UMBRIDGE:

You're not like average Joes, or Jims or Tims or Johns.

DUMBLEDORE:

... And I'd wager that you'd never run from danger with those muscles made of bronze!

I can safely shout without a doubt that it won't take very long...

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

... Before we're getting-- --and not regretting-- ever setting on gettin' along!

[DANCE BREAK]

DUMBLEDORE:

You are a beautiful sample! For example, my gosh-- you're so strong!

What's-a matter with me?

UMBRIDGE:

Now you're just flattering me!

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

... Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

UMBRIDGE:

I've never felt this way before...

DUMBLEDORE:

[spoken] "Felt how?"

UMBRIDGE:

[spoken] "Um, intimidated..."

... You have such prominence and poise.

DUMBLEDORE:

[spoken] "Oh, that ol' thing--"

... Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore.

So just try to relax, face the facts: You feel just like one of the boys!

UMBRIDGE:

[spoken] "One of the boys? I do?!"

DUMBLEDORE:

[spoken] "You sure do baby!"

UMBRIDGE:

Yes sir, you're the one professor that'd II'd want detention from!

DUMBLEDORE:

Umbridge- you're the handsome wizard that'd I'd want an extension from!

UMBRIDGE:

[spoken] "... And I'd give it to you!"

DUMBLEDORE:

I'll get the door!

UMBRIDGE:

You'll get much more!

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

Either way we can't go wrong...

With how shamelessly and how famously we're both just getting' along...

We'll be get, get, gettin', get, get, gettin', gettin' along!

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