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Firenze is a character from the A Very Potter Musical trilogy. He is played by Jim Povolo.

A Very Potter Sequel[]

Firenze is a centaur who saves Harry, Hermione and Ron from Lupin's "Vampire" form. He, and his entire tree village, have a serious problem at this time. All of their women had died, and no human woman could survive coitus with the centaur men because of their gigantic horse penises. This problem was eventually solved when Firenze takes Umbridge into the forest and she bores the new centaur youth after much coitus.

Firenze begins to develope true romantic feelings for Umbridge rather than mating with her for the sake of the centaurs when she sends him a text that he reads ends with, "Less than 3".

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