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Draco Malfoy is a misguided childish character who tries to annoy Harry Potter, but ends up in way over his head. He talks constantly of Mars' Wizarding School, Pigfarts, and its headmaster, Rumbleroar. In an attempt to be recognized by others, Draco figures out a way to let Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters into Hogwarts. Draco soon realizes that he was wrong and then switches sides to help Harry and his friends defeat Voldemort.
Draco was raised by Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. As was revealed in A Very Potter Sequel, Lucius Malfoy (Tyler Brunsman) ("Daddy, you come to love me!") is not his actual father, though Narcissa is indeed his mother. Draco's real father is Dobby, the Malfoy's house elf, explaining several physical and pshychological traits including Draco's "Little D" (it's so small), and fear of the potty. Lucius admits to taking Draco in to avoid the scandal of his wife choreographing an affair with "Dobby`".
Draco's First Year
During Draco's first year at Hogwarts, he was sorted into Slytherin and quickly made enemies with Harry Potter and the entire Gryffindor house when he proclaimed he was a racist who hates gingers and Mudbloods as well as Gryffindor House. He wears diapers and struggles with his fear of the potty throughout his first year, constantly mocked by his peers.
Draco is quite proud of his artistic talents and regularly draws pictures to illustrate various activities, such as playing Quidditch and using the potty. Few people, aside from Crabbe and Goyle and the Death Eaters, appreciate his drawings.He also poops in his pants in quidditch.
House Cup Tournament
During the dragon fight portion of the House Cup Tournament, Draco fought the Reluctant Dragon. His successful strategy for the battle was to lure the Dragon out with an upside-down cake, lasso it with a Fruit By The Foot, and behead it with a Slicing Charm (ruddy fool). He later uses the Dragon's mounted and severed head to win Pansy as his Yule Ball date.
The Yule Ball
At the Yule Ball, Draco originally came with Pansy, while Ron went stag. They are both saying how ugly Hermione is, when all of a sudden in walks a gorgeous Hermione. This then prompts the song "Granger Danger," which is a duet between Ron and Draco.
Following his second year at Hogwarts, Draco stows away in Lucius Malfoy's fanny pack to return to his first year and prevent the Death Eaters from killing Harry Potter. He hides out in the Forbidden Forest and becomes the centaurs' king due to his knowledge of the future. He helps out behind the scenes throughout the play under the code-name "Little D", leading Hermione to assume that the D stands for Dumbledore when really it stands for Draco's weiner. His successes include helping Sirius Black escape from Azkaban by tracking down the Invisibility Cloak and sending it to Sirius and also helping the Trio travel back in time to save Sirius from the Dementors' Kiss.
Throughout his first two years of Hogwarts, Draco has a particularly serious crush on Hermione. It's not until after Hermione turns him down after her first year when Draco has returned to the past, that he realises that he should move on considering "what a b***** Hermione is". Draco later meets Luna Lovegood in the Forbidden Forest while waiting to catch up to his time. The two quickly hit it off, with similar interests such as Pigfarts and a preference for diapers and poop and poop all day