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Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge, portrayed by Joe Walker, is one of the main antagonists in A Very Potter Sequel and was a professor at Hogwarts. Umbridge is known for being aggressive and tough, but is also very much a hopeless romantic. She was haunted by visions of her mother who was always telling her that she had to be tough and only eat "protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks." Umbridge has also been known to constantly text others and check to see if they got her text, since they never seem to text her back.

A Very Potter Sequel[]

After becoming part of the Hogwarts staff, Umbridge tried to get all of the female students in the school to exercise, because when she was a girl she was “a chubby little f**k” and was mocked for it. She calls herself their “Mama Bear,” and a he compares her childhood to Hermione, who hates this analogy. Dumbledore, thinking Umbridge was a handsome muscular man, went on a date and flirted with her, much to her liking. When Dumbledore found out Umbridge was actually a woman, he decided to "break up" with her, which made her go insane. After taking over the school in Dumbledore's absence, her insanity grew to the point where she believed that killing the students was the best way to show her love for them.

Later in the show, Umbridge finally gets over Dumbledore and proves to be a skilled singer and dancer by singing an iconic breakup song (Stutter) to him, before sentencing Sirius Black to be killed by Death Eaters.

Despite her previous actions, at the end of the show, she gave up her evil ways after having much coitus and falling in love with Firenze the centaur. The feelings are mutual too, as Umbridge is the only human being strong enough to withstand having sex with him.

Roles & Rules[]

Dolores is in charge of all the girls attending Hogwarts. At the start of the year she assigns them three rules:

Rule Number One - No boys...unless they're cuuute!

Rule Number Two - No alcohol...unless there's plenty to go around!

Rule Number Three - No parties... unless Umbridge is invited!

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