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"Different As Can Be"
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Written by AJ Holmes
Appearances A Very Potter Musical, Act 1, Part 5

A Very Potter Musical, Act 1, Part 8 (reprise)

Participants Lord Voldemort, Professor Quirrell

Realizing they will have to learn to work together to achieve their goals, Professor Quirrell and Lord Voldemort sing about their odd couple relationship.

Lyrics

QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy

VOLDEMORT: You only sleep on your back

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill

QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fire's swell

VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties

QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey that's a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see when you look at you and me we're different different as can be

VOLDEMORT: You're a sissy, a twat a girl! I'm the darkest of lords!

QUIRRELL: I'm the brightest professor here, I've won several awards

VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold

QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two-year-old

VOLDEMORT: I'll kill him this time through and through

QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me we're different different as can-

VOLDEMORT: I'll rise again and I'll rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds

QUIRRELL: Prevails!

VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL: When I rule the world I'll plant flowers

VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world I'll have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, fleet of dementors and giants, and thestrals, and all my Death Eaters!

(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!

Lyrics (reprise)

QUIRRELL: I guess it's plain to see When you look at you and me we're different different as can be

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We simply gaurentee When youre looking at you and me we're different different as can be

QUIRRELL: It's a comedy of sorts when you're bound to Voldemort

VOLDEMORT: And I'm happy as a squirrell Long as I'm with Mr. Quirrell

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We'll lead em to the slaughter and we'll murder Harry Potter

We're different Different Different, different As can be!

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