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Different As Can Be is the second song from A Very Potter Musical. It was written by Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes and performed by Joe Walker as Voldemort and Brian Rosenthal as Quirrell. It is the third track on the cast album.

Lyrics[]

Quirrell:
You won't sleep on your tummy

Voldemort:
You won't sleep on your back

Quirrell and Voldemort:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

Quirrell:
We share some hands and fingers

Voldemort:
And yet the feeling lingers

Quirrell and Voldemort:
We're just about as different
As anyone can be

Voldemort:
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill

Quirrell:
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell

Voldemort:
Pushing people in is fun as well!
I like folding all my ties

Quirrell:
And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise

Quirrell and Voldemort:
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be

Voldemort:
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!

Quirrell:
I'm the brightest professor here
I've won several awards

Voldemort:
My new world is about to unfold

Quirrell:
You got beat by a two-year-old

Voldemort:
I'll kill him this time, through and through

Quirrell:
Or you might just give him another tattoo

Quirrell and Voldemort:
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can-

Voldemort:
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds

Quirrell, spoken:
Prevails!

Voldemort:
Part of that world goes to you

Quirrell:
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers

Voldemort:
When I rule the world, I'll have... snakes!

Voldemort (Quirrell):
And goblins and werewolves
A fleet of Dementors (And Jane Austin)
And giants and Thestrals (Novels)
And all my Death Eaters!

Quirrell and Voldemort:
When I rule the world!

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